7 Inventions Which You Didn’t Know Have Their Roots In Northern Ireland/Occupied 6 Counties


The next time you are in a pub or country club on your travels around the world getting slagged because you are from Ahoghill and you can’t say ‘Power Shower’ properly fear not. Before today most people from Northern Ireland hyped up how we built the Titanic or how good Van Morrison is when backed into a corner in a desperate attempt to prove that Ulster has contributed positively to society. While England can boast about cricket and the language we all speak, Scotland can talk about the flushing toilet and Wales can talk about Carol Voderman , fear not, because I’ve provided you with a new list of reference points when discussing NI’s global relevance.

Here are 7 inventions which you (probably) didn’t know have their roots in Northern Ireland…

 

Earthworm Jim

If you grew up in the 90s you were privileged to witness the glory days of video games. Back then there were two clans, either MegaDrive or Nintendo, and when your computer broke down blowing out the dust in the cartridge sorted everything out.  Instead of playing Call of Duty 23 or Tomb Raider ‘The Last One, We Promise’  there were actual original ideas for games.

Invent Earthworm-Jim-Game-Cartoon

One of my favorites was Earthworm Jim. This game centralised on a normal earthworm who was given super powers when a super suit fell on his head (the cartoon theme explains everything). Earthworm Jim had to avoid flying cows to defeat enemies such as Professor-Monkey-For-a-Head and Bob, the Killer Goldfish in order to save Princess-What’s-Her-Name. (Remember when your dad talked about Pong and Space Raiders and you thought he was so old?).

My favorite thing about this character is that the inventor, David Perry is from Lisburn!!! Nowadays he is one of the world’s top game developers with Shiny Entertainment but it all started with Earthworm Jim. Perhaps he got inspired for all these characters by a visit to Belfast Zoo or maybe he just hung around Belfast City Hall for half an hour…..

Ejector Seats

Anyone who has watched the greatest movie ever, Independence Day, will be able to recall a key scene where Captain Steven Hiller (Will Smith) is in a fighter jet and being chased into a canyon by an alien spacecraft. Will Smith eventually runs out of ammo and luck.

Just when it looks like he is about to become the Fresh Prince of Purgatory, Will Smith has a piece of quick thinking. Using his ejector seat to escape the jet, the chasing alien spacecraft gets caught in the emergency parachute and crashes into the wall of the canyon.

Eventually Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum (Legend… would trade him for Liam Neeson) save the day all thanks to the humble ejector seat.

Invent independence-day

Not many people know that Sir James Martin ,who revolutionised the ejector seat for fighter jets, in the 1930s and 40 was an engineer from Millisle County Down. The company which he co-founded (Martin-Baker Aircraft Co Ltd) is still one of the leading manufacturers of ejector seats and other pieces of flight safety equipment today.

Penalty Kicks

Think of football and Northern Ireland and at best you might think of George Best showing up at Windsor Park and destroying the opposition with his eyes closed or David Healy’s goal against England. At worst you will think of Steve Morrow or freezing nights watching ‘East Belfast Brigiders’ vs ‘West Bann Villagers’ kick lumps out of each other or Jackie Fullerton’s ‘All we need is a goal’ style of commentary.

Somewhere in among these images there is a man from County Armagh who influenced football far more than George Best or even Jackie Fullerton.

William McCrum was a Goalkeeper for Millford FC in the 1880s and 90s who was fed up with defenders deliberately fouling strikers when they got close to scoring a goal. William was a member of the Irish Football association and pitched the concept of a penalty kick to the organisation.

shutterstock_95477815

The penalty kick was soon adopted by the International Football Rules Board in June 1891. I hope the next time Ashley Young or Arjen Robben drop like a dying swan on ice skates they think of County Armagh and how much of their football careers they owe to a wee man from Millford FC.

Viagra

As this is a family friendly blog I will keep this one clean. But the little blue pill that has kept Hugh Hefner going well into his 80s owes a little bit of its development to a lad from Belfast.

shutterstock_258555161

Viagra was originally promoted as anti-angina medication but that all changed in 1999 when a key medical research paper was published highlighting the unusual side effects.

Dr Wallace Dinsmore was a key researcher in this project and is also from Belfast. So if the pensioners next door are keeping you awake at night you know who to blame.

Atomic Bombs

If, like me, you attended Methody Rugby Academy for seven years and couldn’t play rugby you may have thought your time at school was a complete waste.

So discouraged are many pupils who attend the ‘Eton of County Antrim’ and fail to make the First XV or achieve Grade 8 piano (Methody has music jocks as well!) that many former pupils disappear into mediocrity.

Some become bloggers for local pop culture internet sites and magazines while others achieve international fame playing billionaire playboys with abandonment issues.

However, the day the PE teachers at Methody told Ernest Walton to give up trying to be a scrum half and focus on physics turned out to be advice that changed the course of history.

Ernest, born in 1903, went on to become a maths and physics genius and contributed heavily to research and the eventual development of the atomic bomb.

shutterstock_110179493

Due to my lack of attention in Dr Brattle’s physics class I would struggle to describe the details of what he achieved (something to do with changing Lithium atoms to Helium atoms) but no one can deny the impact the atomic bomb has had over the world.

With all these sinking ships, atomic bombs and recent troubles we have faced I am beginning to notice a disturbing pattern to what makes Northern Ireland famous.

Air Conditioning

Now for a bit of helpful advice, an accident/emergency is when you suddenly find yourself in extreme pain or find you cannot breathe for some traumatic reason. When you are wondering about that lump on your little toe that has been there for 15 years, that is not an accident or an emergency.

If you find yourself in need of attending A+E and you are currently in Belfast in all likelihood you will probably visit the Royal Victoria Hospital (RVH).

Royal_Victoria_Hospital_in_Belfast

The RVH is listed here not for any medical reason but because in 1906 when the building was completed it was the first public building to use an air-conditioning system.

From all over the world, air conditioning enthusiasts flock to the now sacred site where it all started. These same air conditioning enthusiasts then head to the Crown Bar in the city centre where no-one talks to them.

Portable Defibrillator

If there is ever a scenario in the future where I meet Alesha Dixon from Britain’s Got Talent there is a high chance that my heart will stop beating. If this happens I really want it to be in a place where there is a portable defibrillator near by.

shutterstock_140022184

The device has saved countless lives all over the world and has transformed emergency medicine. The portable defibrillator has its origins in Northern Ireland as Professor Frank Pantridge from Hillsborough developed the device in the early 60s.

Prof Pantridge was a Cardiologist in the RVH until his retirement in 1982. Globally he is known as ‘the Father of Emergency Medicine’ but has not achieved similar levels of fame in Northern Ireland, until now and the publication of this blog!

In summary…

With a wealth of innovations coming from Northern Ireland the next time a pilot, who developed his hand-eye coordination playing Earthworm Jim on the Megadrive, is flying a jet fighter carrying an atomic bomb and suddenly has to eject out of his plane due to an emergency he will know who to thank.

Especially if he ends up in an air conditioned hospital and suffers a heart attack as a result of watching a penalty shoot-out on telly and then has long-term erectile dysfunction after being defibrillated.


Please Share This

This is a shameless plea to please repost this if you like it. Whoever you are. It could be like that movie ‘Pay it Forward’ except I’m asking you for help and I can’t really do anything for you in return. So it’s more like ‘Pete owes Favours to Everyone…but it would take a really long time to pay them all back’ but please repost anyway…..

Other Articles you might like

Guide to Cinemas around Belfast
Famous People Linked to Ulster

Thanks for reading

@im_pete_g

Facebook Page: impeteg

Advertisements

12 thoughts on “7 Inventions Which You Didn’t Know Have Their Roots In Northern Ireland/Occupied 6 Counties

  1. Pingback: Petrol Stations of Ulster – @impetegerard

  2. Pingback: Northern Ireland: Where can Orange Men March Next? – @impetegerard

Comments are closed.