Want to know why not everyone can be good looking? Or how to always win at Christmas Cracker pulling? I found out so you don’t have to. Read on….I used to be obsessed with a website/text messaging site called AQA or Text 63336. I was sitting in my living room one day when a cheap advert came on. ‘Have you got a Question? We will answer it….whatever it is… for £2.50’ Challenge accepted. Here are some of the times I have tried to expose this website over the last few years. I don’t know why I didn’t just google most of these… but whatever. (Warning… there are loads of them)
Who is the best Adams? Ryan,Bryan or Gerry?
63336: Bryan Adams is the best. His music and songs have lasted for decades and he is still popular and selling out concerts. AQA is a big fan.
Why are donuts called gravy rings in Derry?
63336: In some parts of Northern Ireland, ring doughnuts are referred to as “gravy rings” due to their being cooked in oil, itself colloquially known as “gravy”.
Is it cool to call the police when there is a cow in the middle of the road? What about when you find a pigeon with a broken foot?
63336: You could call the police’s non-emergency 101 No. if you find a cow in the middle of the road. However, a pigeon with a broken foot isn’t a police matter.
What’s the difference between a yogurt and custard?
63336: Yogurt is a food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. Custard is a cooked mixture of milk or cream and eggs. Yogurt is typically lower in fat.
Is the outcome of a Christmas cracker contest predetermined by which end you pick?
63336: Yes. On a cracker, there are some little marks at the end of the centre of the cracker. These are called ‘preparations’. Pull at the opposite end of these.
If you have bad coordination is there a martial art style which accommodates that?
63336: Martial arts don’t accommodate poor coordination as such, but will instead train your muscles to improve it. Flowing, graceful Aikido is recommended.
Does going to the gym loads make your toe nails grow slower? Since I signed up 8 weeks ago I haven’t had to clip mine at all
63336:No, going to the gym does not stunt the growth of your toe nails. It is likely it is simply a coincidence that you have only just noticed.
My mate Mark says there was an experiment conducted in Canada where they put 3 different mice in 3 different boxes. One mouse had no food, one had no water and one had no light ( they used a machine to remove all the light). Mark says the mouse without light died first because it lost hope. Is any of this true?
63336: Sorry, 63336 can’t find the experiment that Mark has described. There have been many experiments over the years about the effects of deprivation. There is no evidence that removing light will make you die quicker than removing food or water. Removing nutrients means the body cannot function correctly.
Are Keenan and Kel still friends?
63336: Sadly, Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell are no longer friends. They are no longer on speaking terms, though Kel insists it is mostly down to Kenan.
(Since I asked this I heard they have patched things up and are now friends again. There is even rumours of a new series happening. Good news for Orange soda fans everywhere!!)
Who is the guy that is so vain that he probably thinks that song is about him? And is that song about him?
63336: You’re So Vain is reportedly about 3 men. Carly Simon has said that the second verse is about Warren Beatty and that he thinks the whole song is about him.
If you stretch in a swimming pool is it better than on land?
63336: Stretching in a regular swimming pool isn’t better than on land. The warmer water of a therapy pool makes that environment better to stretch in though.
Is Taylor swifts’ bad blood about Katy perry?
63336: Swift’s Bad Blood is thought to be about Perry. It has a lyric “If you live like that you live with ghosts” & “Ghost” is a song from Perry’s album Prism.
Whats the best excuse to leave a club early and still look cool?
63336: The best excuses to leave a club early and look cool is to check your phone, stand up and say “Sorry, I’ve got a bootie call”, or go to an after party.
Who is the black Bon Iver?
63336: Frank Ocean is sometimes described as being “the black Bon Iver”. Ocean is a singer-songwriter, but works mainly in the R&B genre rather than folk.
What is the best type of male underwear to optimise fertility etc?
63336: Boxer shorts are the best undergarments to promote fertility. Tight underwear can cause the testicles to become too warm, lessening sperm production.
Who wrote Mcdonalds theme ‘im loving it’?
63336: The music for McDonalds’ I’m Lovin’ It ads was written by Tom Batoy & Franco Tortora. It originally had vocals by Justin Timberlake. It launched in 2003.
(Not Keith Getty… Mark)
Why is the rule for all screws tighty righty and lefty loosey? Was this established at the dawn of time? Is it the only thing the whole world agrees on?
63336: Turning screws clockwise to tighten them wasn’t established at the dawn of time but Joseph Whitworth’s uniform system of screw threads in the 1800s helped.
What is a single m and m called? An M?
63336: A single M&M chocolate would be called an M&M. The plural would be some M&M’s. M&M stands for Mars and Murrie, the co-creators of the chocolate.
I think that last question was scraping the last thought in the basement of my brain. I don’t think I have anymore questions now. I can now proceed with life. Apparently there is some show called Game of Thrones that everyone is watching. This will put a few months in.
Thank you for all your help over the years. Im gonna go outside now.