Skater Boy (Gender Neutral Version)


I thought I would up date ‘Avril Lavigne-Skater Boy’ for 2017 taking out as many gender references as possible while trying to narrate a story. Because why not? Try and keep up…

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One was a person
One was a another person
Can I make it any more obvious

One was a punk
One did ballet
What more can I say

One wanted the other person
Said person would never tell
Secretly they wanted them back as well

But all of that second person’s friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with the original person’s baggy clothes

One was a skater person
The other one said see you later person
One wasn’t good enough for one

The second one had a neutral face
But their head was up in space
They needed to come back down to earth

skater

Five years from now
The second one sits at home
Feeding the baby they are all alone

They turn on TV
Guess who they see
Skater person rockin’ up MTV

The second person calls up some friends
They already know
And they’ve all got tickets to see the show

The person who missed out tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the person that they turned down

One was a skater person
The other one said see you later person
One wasn’t good enough for one

Now the original person who liked the other person is a super star
Slamming on their guitar
Does your neutral face see what they are worth?

One was a skater person
The other one said see you later person
One wasn’t good enough for one

Now the original person who liked the other person is a super star
Slamming on their guitar
Does your neutral face see what they are worth?

Sorry person who the other person liked but you missed out
Well tough luck that other person’s mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends

skater 2

Too bad that you couldn’t see
See the grown up person that the originally childish person could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

They are just a person
And I’m just a person
Can I make it any more obvious

We are in love
Haven’t you heard
How we rock each others world

I’m with the skater person
I said see you later person
I’ll be back stage after the show

I’ll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a person you used to know

I’m with the skater person
I said see you later person
I’ll be back stage after the show

I’ll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a person you used to know

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