Skater Boy (Gender Neutral Version)


I thought I would up date ‘Avril Lavigne-Skater Boy’ for 2017 taking out as many gender references as possible while trying to narrate a story. Because why not? Try and keep up…

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One was a person,
One was a another person,
Can I make it any more obvious?

One was a punk,
One did ballet,
What more can I say?

One wanted the other person,
Said person would never tell,
Secretly they wanted them back as well.

But all of that second person’s friends,
Stuck up their nose,
They had a problem with the original person’s baggy clothes.

One was a skater person,
The other one said see you later person,
One wasn’t good enough for one.

The second one had an attractive face,
But their head was up in space,
They needed to come back down to earth.

skater

Five years from now,
The second one sits at home,
Feeding the baby they are all alone.

They turn on TV,
Guess who they see?
Skater person rockin’ up MTV.

The second person calls up some friends,
They already know,
And they’ve all got tickets to see the show.

The person who missed out tags along,
Stands in the crowd,
Looks up at the person that they turned down.

One was a skater person,
The other one said see you later person,
One wasn’t good enough for one.

Now the original person who liked the other person is a super star,
Slamming on their guitar,
Does your attractive face see what they are worth?

One was a skater person,
The other one said see you later person,
One wasn’t good enough for one.

Now the original person who liked the other person is a super star,
Slamming on their guitar,
Does your neutral face see what they are worth?

Sorry person who the other person liked but you missed out,
Well tough luck that other person’s mine now,
We are more than just good friends,
This is how the story ends.

skater 2

Too bad that you couldn’t see,
See the grown up person that the originally childish person could be,
There is more that meets the eye,
I see the soul that is inside.

They are just a person,
And I’m just a person,
Can I make it any more obvious?

We are in love,
Haven’t you heard,
How we rock each others world?

I’m with the skater person,
I said see you later person,
I’ll be back stage after the show.

I’ll be at the studio,
Singing the song we wrote,
About a person you used to know.

I’m with the skater person,
I said see you later person,
I’ll be back stage after the show.

I’ll be at the studio,
Singing the song we wrote,
About a person you used to know.

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